By now we all know that, just this week, Angelina Jolie has submitted her paperwork to the IAD in Vietnam in order to adopt a child. And we are all wondering which agency she is using and whether or not her fame and wealth will speed her process along. While these are very good questions, I haven’t seen or heard anyone asking The Really Important Questions.
So, let me be the first to bring them up:
1. Where is her blog?
2. Does she know about the Mrs. Broccoli Guy Vietnam Adoption Blog Roll? (By the way, this doesn’t link directly to the blogroll, just to the blog, because Blogger is apparently having issues with poor Mrs. Broccoli Guy, who is in turn having issues with Blogger. Hope you get it all figured out.)
3. And last, but certainly not least, will she participate in my referral pool and, if so, should she win, will she wear one of my handcrafted adoption bracelets as she walks down some red carpet somewhere, thereby beginning a trend everyone can afford and opening for me unforeseen business opportunities and vast troves of unanticipated personal wealth?
Tough questions, I know, but somebody had to ask them.
And George, if you’re out there, Tewt the Newt hopes you understand his tongue is firmly planted in his cheek.