My sophomore year in college was a fun year. It was a silly year, but a very, very fun year. It is the year I met my best friend, R. That year, for whatever reason, she and I, along with the other girls in our apartment, had a penchant for making lists.
I was reminiscing about this around 3 a.m. this morning because one of those lists really encapsulates what has been going on all around me for the past 24 hours or so. So, you know I have to share. I’m not sure where the original list is (but, yes, I do have it somewhere) so I am just going to have to go by lack-of-sleep-impaired memory here.
Other Ways to Say “Puke” (both in noun and verb form)
2. Throw Up
6. Blow Chunks
7. Technicolor Rainbow
10. Toss Your Cookies
11. Lose Your Lunch
12. Worship the Porcelain God
There you have it. Aren’t you glad you checked in today?
Two kids down, two more to go, I’m sure. I just hope McH and I don’t get it, because that would make it a little more difficult to take care of the little pukers.
And George, if you’re out there, Tewt the Newt says bluh . . . bluh . . . blech . . . gotta run!