Please do not come back to my blog. I saw the keywords you used for your BaiDu.com search. I saw which blog entry you thought was going to . . . umm . . . entertain you. I’m sure you were sorely disappointed. That does not change the fact that you are sick. You are why I don’t post pictures of my kids. I know that when you finally, shall we say, reached your goal last night, you were not looking into the eyes of my children. Go get help. And stay away from children, real, virtual, or otherwise.