I got this email today and had to share. If you are very sensitive to words that are less than delicate, please stop reading now (and please know I don’t use these words, but this was too funny to keep to myself):
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.
This has been hailed as a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.