Remember how iSaid iWas no longer coveting a Kindle because of the Beam it Down book reading application I got for my iTouch?
It’s giving me motion sickness.
i’M still reading A Room With a View, but dang. i’M afraid i’M going to puke all over Cecil before Lucy ever gets to dump him. And that would be sad, because he really needs dumped. And? As much as i’D like to loose a few pounds? Not that way, please.
iSuppose iCould slow down the scroll speed of the text, but iRead a little faster than that (which isn’t to say iAm a speed reader by any means, but iAm more than functionally literate).
What to do, what to do? iGuess i’LL have to limit my reading time to, say, less than 15 minutes at a stretch. Or . . . iSuppose . . . iCould better utilize our itty bitty public library. Or maybe just read the stack of actual books I have that are waiting to be read.
Or, you know, well . . . no . . . definitely not get a Kindle. That would just be ridiculous. A huge waste of family financial resources, of course. Think of all of the food storage iCould buy.
As long as it doesn’t make me puke.