I’m Too Young to be This Old

Because hope springs eternal, I am assuming that, despite all evidence to the contrary, spring will be here soon.  This means, of course, new shoes!

Right?

Back me up here, girls.

Unfortunately, as I have been perusing the online selection of my favorite footwear retailer, I have also found myself muttering things like:

“But I don’t have any plans to fight lions in Rome.”

“I don’t want to die!”

and

“I’m not trying to make extra cash in the evenings.”

*sigh*

I’m too young to be this old.

And Tewt the Newt is contemplating the slimming effects of a 4 inch heel vs. the gravitational effects of 40-year-old ankles in said 4 inch heels.

5 thoughts on “I’m Too Young to be This Old

  1. too funny – my thoughts exactly – plus 3 months of oral terbinafine (lamisil) I took all winter to get rid of one yellow toenail, so I could finally get a decent pedicure again for spring sandals, or even flip flops. Sox & orthopedic sneakers are looking better all the time. PLEASE post photos if you find anything you like!

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  2. ROFL! I can picture those shoes exactly in my mind!! The search for sandals is always both fun and a chore at the same time… you are starting early! Good job!

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  3. So what you’re saying is my Keen’s aren’t fashionable??? I guess if I do decide to fight a lion this summer I’ll know I can get shoes for the occasion.

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